Dreamed about killing you again last night
Gotta stop sleeping in make up.

Gotta stop sleeping in make up.

This ultra-femme phase is certainly lasting longer than expected.

This ultra-femme phase is certainly lasting longer than expected.

Issues with getting progressively hotter with age: your friend’s dads and brothers start checking you out harder // flirting with you.

Tis the season

Left a voice mail yesterday which included the phrase “this is really emotionally damaging” Sigh

Going to see saintseneca.

Going to see saintseneca.

Megabus facts:

helgapatakii:

  1. Your bus will always leave late
  2. If your wifi works your outlet does not and vice versa.
  3. Every person within a 6 seat radius will be listening to hip hop way too loud through ear buds.
  4. Impossible to use the bathroom without bumping your head.
  5. 50/50 chance of toliet paper.
  6. You get so into other peoples phone converstations you pick sides.
  7. Passively angry at every person who doesn’t have to share a seat with another person the whole ride.

I am 100% sure I have forgotten many.

helgapatakii:

ilikestarwars:

Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to

Of course I didn’t choose just one.

Amazing road trip. Amazing friend.

fuck we need another one of these. California?

helgapatakii:

Mitch: Mary this is not your car, wheres your other car?
Me: My mom sold me this one and shes going to trade the old one in…
Mitch: Oh, you know what they are going to give her for that car?
Me: Uhh
Mitch: A fuckin’ chili’s giftcard. 

Just in case anyone forgot how funny this was.

helgapatakii:

Mitch: Mary this is not your car, wheres your other car?

Me: My mom sold me this one and shes going to trade the old one in…

Mitch: Oh, you know what they are going to give her for that car?

Me: Uhh

Mitch: A fuckin’ chili’s giftcard. 

Just in case anyone forgot how funny this was.

Lol no

Lol no

I will not be functioning for work in the morning

I will not be functioning for work in the morning

My whole life has been leading up to this moment. Mean girls is on netflix instant.

I can feel my brain deteriorating.

I can feel my brain deteriorating.

The art I’m buying // making is getting  creepier and creepier. #witch

The art I’m buying // making is getting creepier and creepier. #witch