Finally found my first woman crush on Facebook. She’s married with kids living in some painfully boring part of Louisiana. Figures.
that time my 5 yo nanny baby wrote “beauty wont feed you” on a post it because she heard it in a speech by this human.
Photographer: Philippe Salomon
Manicure: Bernadette Thompson
Magnifique ! Xx
when i get drunk i tell people my name is amelia… also i kiss like everyone.
also this just in im stopping drinking again- for as long as i can stand it.
Trashy is playing a show…
so come see me slam on an instrument and scream about being a slut… and reblog this if youre in nola? ty
Lol i just did this dumb thing where I added my work hours plus 2 hours of derby a week and counted the 2 hours of traffic a week.
Why am I doing this to myselffff???
1. I just got a manicure for the first time in my life 2. im licking spicy sweet doritos from my fingers