Gotta stop sleeping in make up.
Issues with getting progressively hotter with age: your friend’s dads and brothers start checking you out harder // flirting with you.
- Your bus will always leave late
- If your wifi works your outlet does not and vice versa.
- Every person within a 6 seat radius will be listening to hip hop way too loud through ear buds.
- Impossible to use the bathroom without bumping your head.
- 50/50 chance of toliet paper.
- You get so into other peoples phone converstations you pick sides.
- Passively angry at every person who doesn’t have to share a seat with another person the whole ride.
I am 100% sure I have forgotten many.
Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to
Of course I didn’t choose just one.
Amazing road trip. Amazing friend.
fuck we need another one of these. California?
Mitch: Mary this is not your car, wheres your other car?
Me: My mom sold me this one and shes going to trade the old one in…
Mitch: Oh, you know what they are going to give her for that car?
Mitch: A fuckin’ chili’s giftcard.
Just in case anyone forgot how funny this was.